Welcome to Celebrity Plumber Online.
The best selling author Christopher Matthew and the actor Robert Daws created the persona of Nigel Breezer - Plumber to the Stars; Star Among Plumbers - for the BBC Radio 4 play, Madonna's Plumber.
The happy reception to the broadcast encouraged Christopher and Robert to consider other channels through which their hero might communicate Nigel's very particular views on world events, culture, politics, relationships, media nonsense - and plumbing.
So, without further ado, welcome to Nigel Breezer's window on the world and his very own website. Over to you, Nige...
Hi there! I'm Nigel Breezer and this is me online.
Celebrity Plumber Online is where you, my customers and would-be customers, can learn more about the many services I offer and the colourful life I lead.
Catch up on my latest encounters with the rich and the famous - Catherine Zeta-Jones, Damien Hirst, Stavros Flatley, Vince Cable et al - who take advantage of my unique brand of domestic installation work. Keep abreast of my travels, my plans and my ever-growing customer base. Read my views on the latest cinema releases and television shows. Enjoy my take on world events and current affairs, and get the very latest gossip, hot from celebrity land.
And don't forget. Sign up for my newsletter and I'll send you an e-mail, once a week, to tell you what I've been up to.
P.S. Meet my plumbing family in more videos.